Painted rock

1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.

2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.

Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.

by YVNGPANDAX January 4, 2018

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

Painter Fact

a phrase or word believed to be factual only by its beholder

guy: i can handle my liquor

me: sounds like a painter fact to me

by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020

painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her

by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020

Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

by habanjero July 10, 2021

PaintSquad

A hecking awesome Minecraft gamemode that is basically Splatoon but in Minecraft

PersonA: Have you tried out PaintSquad yet?
PersonB: No(t yet)

by TrasherTheFurret August 7, 2021

Hoe Paint

The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.

After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.

by Inhotwater May 30, 2006