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pandermonium

What generally happens at a gathering of Democrats (US) or generally any political party of progressives after they've spent several decades pandering to special-interest groups for cheap votes, and the chickens finally come home to roost. Typically what will happen is that during electioneering, all these special-interest groups (Black Lives Matter, Black Panthers, Feminists, Communists, Socialists, Islamic radicals, Palestinians, ISIS, etc) will crawl out of the woodwork to vie for a bigger slice of the pie and will start attacking and killing each other, stomping on the country's flag, destroying property, etc., all resulting in complete and utter chaos and pandemonium. This ridiculous spectacle will be broadcast for all to see just how bad progressives and their policies and their long-term effects are, thus ironically torpedoing their chances of winning the election. Derived from "to pander" which is a defining characteristic of progressive political parties, and "pandemonium".
Did you see this year's Democratic National Convention?? It was total pandermonium all around!
by hellznrg July 29, 2016
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panoramarection

What you get when you see Dusitns mom
Woah I got a panoramarection, did Dustins mom just walk by?
by George Hoefer March 8, 2005
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pandermonium

A chaotic, noisy, and tumultous rampage of pandas! A horde of the endangered species armed with bamboo sticks and World Wildlife Fund donations, they are a force to be reckoned with. Beware!
As pandermonium ensued, all people on the streets were trampled on and smacked with bamboo simultaneously.
by Dr Nick November 21, 2002
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Pandoring

The act of listening to songs on Pandora.com, a popular website that links you to songs that are similar to songs/artists that you like.
Girl 1: Sorry for being late. I lost track of time while pandoring.

Guy 1: I was supposed to pick up my wife from the airport yesterday but I lost track of time with my girlfriend and was late.
Guy 2: How did you manage to get out of that?
Guy 1: I told her I was pandoring for a little too long.
by ketchupgoddess April 18, 2009
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Pandora-ing

When you can't sleep with the person you really want to be with so you purposely hook up with someone who possesses similar traits or features.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"Tristan broke up with me but I am totally Pandora-ing this guy at work. He has blue eyes like Tristan's and a comparable sense of humor."
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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Pandora's Whore

A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.

NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
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Pandora's Box

Googling "Who Plays Loki in 'Thor?'"
Friend 1: What's up with her?

Friend 2: She opened Pandora's Box

Friend 1: Oh no...
by targaryenAvenger February 8, 2020
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