thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 21, 2018

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018

Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 23, 2022

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

Mutton puncher

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024