Intermediate Procrastination

Procrastination that occurs mid-task, thus interrupting the flow of productivity.

It took me five hours to write my mid-term paper last night. Had a lot of intermediate procrastination though.

by Buhnuhnuhnuhnuhwuh October 30, 2011

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

utter procrastination

When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0

I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

The Procrastination Guild

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".

Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008