pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.

That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.

by N0npr0phet April 05, 2014

pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 10, 2016

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 13, 2020

Beaver Pool

A lot of vaginas in one place. Similar to a sausage fest.

Oh yea guys.. It's a beaver pool tonight.

by Iball07 May 23, 2013

pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

by jayrodmurderface June 07, 2017

Jacksonville Pool

A new way of playing the classic bar game "pool" where instead of hitting the cue ball with the cue stick, you pick up a ball of your choosing and putting it in any hole, giving yourself points.

This seems to have been made from the Netflix show "The Good Place" By Jason Mendoza

Jason: "Boom 100 points"
Chidi: "Uhh, 1,000,000 points"
Jason: "wow! How'd you get so good at this at Jacksonville Pool?"

by Malice Lmao May 28, 2021

Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.

Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.

by £low January 10, 2014