pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 11, 2016

Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

by Sven’s D May 27, 2019

pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017

Influencer Pooling

Using many smaller influencers as a marketing strategy for businesses, instead of 1 large influencer for the same cost to ensure that the promotions will have a higher chance of becoming viral on the Tik Tok/Social Media algorithm.

"Influencer Pooling is much more efficient and effective than my previous strategies."

by Radian123 August 4, 2022

Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.

Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.

by £low January 10, 2014

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

by TheBoo's September 26, 2014