Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020

Poof Diggity

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.

“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”

by Miss Poof August 18, 2020

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022