Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

Pooey Sheila

After excreting, a girl then proceeds to wipe her dirty anus, however instead of going from front to back, she goes from back to front. The Poo then gets over her vagina (Sheila) giving her a Pooey Sheila.

I went down on this girl the other day and she was so dirty, she must wiped from back to front giving her a Pooey Sheila

by James Bath123 May 13, 2010

poleez

meaning get the fuck out my face; whatever; i ain't doin dat shit no mo'

" hey baby can i get yo number so i can call you." " poleez."

by gisele November 15, 2004

Poodenda

Noun.

See. Va-Jay-Jay, Pussy.

Fuction(s): Spitting out babies, Taking in sperm.

"Next on my agenda, checking your poodenda" - Steven Lynch in 'Gynecologist'

by Adrian-Dean Marlin January 3, 2008

pokee butt

its a game where you are behind a woman in a doggystyle position. You take your erect penis and try to stick it in her asshole while she wiggles her ass around like a retard. When you finally get it, you yell Pokee butt!!!!

Hey John, Kristy and I were playing pokee butt last night and I got her 5 times in a row.

by JcMike811 August 21, 2009

Pooesta

An early-afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

by JettSkyler April 29, 2011

Hailey Poole

Hailey Poole's are always hot, flirty and fun to be with, Hailey's always have a nice ass. They make good girl friends, well when there with you but watch out guys this ones a heartbreaker and would have you replaced in no time if you dont keep her interested. She craves attention from the opposite sex and hates being ignored. She doesnt need a boy friend to have fun, she loves spending time with her friends.

omg theres hailey poole! wait dont look now shes looking this way!

by charlie24432 October 2, 2010