Penis

'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'

Penis by Bo^gamra December 7, 2003

penis

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"

"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"

penis by andy May 28, 2004

: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

Penis by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

The sole male motivation for any approach to a member of the oposite sex. Thick and long it likes to be stroked, always wandering for an ass to poke.

I stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the woman that I love best. Cuz I be strokin.

The beautiful thing every girl wants, and that drives them insane during hot sex.

Penis by Kaleigh November 30, 2003

Son, penis is your creator

penis by John May 13, 2005

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

penis by HomoUK July 5, 2003