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Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')
"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."
by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011
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Organic Math

A problem-solving heuristic or strategy that is not a product of imported approaches or procedures—for example, a deductive proof in geometry is unmistakably Greek in origin.
The bar model method, which is a mix of strategies from China, Russia, and the US, can’t be labeled “organic math”—ironically, this commonly known “Singapore model method” is anything but native math from Singapore.
by MathPlus December 3, 2018
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organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.
If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.
by AYB October 20, 2003
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Organic

"Organic" used in a social context describes a situation that happens naturally and with ease, such as an interaction between two close friends or two people with good chemistry.
A: Hey, you were talking to that person for a while, how did it go?
B: Yeah I just walked over, said hi, and everything was organic after that.

or

C: Dude, bro, why don't you go talk to that girl? I think her friend is hawt.
D: No can do, man. It just doesn't feel organic.
by MrKaj February 16, 2010
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Arabian Orgasmic Explosion

When you yell "ALLAH AKBAR" right before you blow your load in a chick!
Franky closed the deal with Jessica by performing an Arabian orgasmic explosion inside her infidel puss.......
by WESLEY PIPES 420 May 31, 2011
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orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.
Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.
by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008
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orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.
Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011
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