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optirectalitis

When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gives you a crappy outlook on life.
You can tell he has optirectalitis by the way he always thinks everything sucks.
by rustyacline May 13, 2009
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optimus amicus

Optimus Amicus is Latin for best friend. If you are lucky enough to be able to call someone your Optimus Amicus, don’t be so hasty to throw that away. That person is truly your best friend, and will always be there for you no matter what.
She’s my Optimus Amicus. My other half.
by LeviAckerman’sBestFriend January 6, 2018
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exercise the option

exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"
Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.
by Doe and Done November 5, 2005
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O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.
"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
by Yuichi October 1, 2007
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optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views
Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.
by Jordan July 12, 2003
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Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009
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Optigasm

1. The be all end all of all orgasms
2. Orgasm to the thought of Megan Fox
3. An Orgasm brought on by a transformers fetish
Jeremy: Oh shit I just had an Optigasm
Lucy: God dammit we're not watching Transformers ever again
by The Trantastic Johnny G February 23, 2009
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