Skip to main content

two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley
i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.
by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
mugGet the two spurt bertmug.

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan
Bert
by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020
mugGet the Bertmug.

Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
mugGet the Ernie and Bert Syndromemug.

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble
Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.
by Koplover89 March 8, 2019
mugGet the Bertmug.

bert

The funniest youtuber in the world who primarily makes short Spongebob YouTube Poops. He makes the characters say different things from the original episode usually resulting in a sexual reference such as when he made Mr. Krabs say "get that suit on sailor! It's already been cummed on!" instead of the original, "it's already been paid for!", in the episode where Pearl takes over the Krusty Krab and gives them the crazy onesie uniforms where Squidward says, "rage, fury, irritation, humiliation,". That's just one hilarious example. He is a talented voice actor who gets the character's voices almost spot on and also manipulates the speeds and movements of the characters to make them look like they're saying what he wants them to say. Most of his videos have been taken down unfortunately due to Viacom saying that he was violating copyright laws. He has about 60,000 subscribers.
Squidward: "Now, repeat after me! bert's edits are so good!"
Spongebob: "bert's edits suck dick!"
Squidward: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (throws mirror)
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
mugGet the bertmug.

Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert
Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual
by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022
mugGet the Bert sexualmug.

bert

im home alone and scared, bert
by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009
mugGet the bertmug.

Share this definition