My favorite office bricolage weapon is a bow and arrow made out of some rulers tape wires pens and an exacto blade
by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008
Get the office bricolagemug. officer krupke is a police officer.
by XX_X_XXXBARACK_X_XX_ April 19, 2017
Get the officer krupkemug. Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.
This word can be both an insult or complement.
This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.
or
Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
or
Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
by hale-hale April 30, 2010
Get the Office Drunkmug. term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
by Lolita67 November 4, 2011
Get the office slurpmug. n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 10, 2010
Get the office staffmug. Related to Desk envy. A patient suffering from office envy will when walking into an office of another company feel overwhelmed with a sense of envy. He or she will be found staring or touching the large well- proportioned desks, big round, beautifully curved meeting tables and soft shaggy carpets.
Having seen these large, massive desks, curved tables and soft carpeting he or she will be thinking about them all the time and comparing them to their own smaller, uglier and bad-proportioned office, leading to office envy.
Having seen these large, massive desks, curved tables and soft carpeting he or she will be thinking about them all the time and comparing them to their own smaller, uglier and bad-proportioned office, leading to office envy.
Herb clearly suffers from office envy, every time he walks into a client's meeting room he forgets about the sales and can't keep his hands off the furniture.
by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008
Get the office envymug. "Hey so did you get in Johns Hopkins?"
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
by Avrahard December 12, 2010
Get the omissions officermug.