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Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge
John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun
by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019
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slope off

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know
school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach
by bigJ312-94 November 4, 2009
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Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014
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Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else
I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits
by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022
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Rizz Off

The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.
Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy
by JackBlackthethird May 28, 2023
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fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.

Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
by my name is no buddy December 8, 2017
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Pussy Run-off

An overwhelming excess of females, providing sexual attention towards an overtly attractive male. This one-to-many ratio results in several unattended females, creating an overflow or “run-off” effect. This pussy run-off is then collected by the inital target’s less attractive male friends and colleagues.
Justin Timberlake has way too much tail chasing him around. I wish I could be there to clean up his pussy run-off.
by SS-Chi-town August 11, 2018
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