Pork Horse

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009

Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

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by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

Horse Thursday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday

by Sir. John A. McDonald December 12, 2018

Horse

an olde decrepid nordie jaffa. Normally unshaven and loathes to bathe.

Look at the Horse in the pub. How did the Horse get a good looking girlfriend?

by peef December 28, 2008

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019

Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad” Has long hair in a pony tail with athletic gear on with pink and white Roshe Run sneakers. Easily offended and sensitive.

Gabby is a Horse Girl

by Emswagmaster2000 November 9, 2023