noobschooled

The act of totally schooling a noob at, for example, an online game, whilst you are at a high rank/level.

dude, dont challenge that guy to a duel, hes fucking level 45. you'll get noobschooled.

by tkimblad August 21, 2007

NobberJockey

Someone who rides a Knob (Penis). Metaphorically, or Literally. When all else fails, use this word.

John: Seriously dude, i'm just like the best goalie ever, no?
Mark: John....you're such a nobberjockey.

by NobberJockey June 1, 2010

Nobblies

Undesirable things or people.

Peas and cauliflower are a bunch of nobblies.

by JerryArr July 19, 2012

nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014

nobberish

Usually used in the north of England, as the adjective form of the colloquial term 'knob', meaning 'the penis' but usually denotes an obnoxious person or act.

1) That man just kicked a puppy. That was a very nobberish thing to do!
2) Tailgating is nobberish!

by Doctor_A August 17, 2014

nobbobbing

When you're receiving oral sex and their head bobs up and down and up and down.

Or a douche bag person who won't shut the fuck up!

I was at this party when this douche fuck wouldn't stop nobbobbing.

by eat my ass! October 5, 2015

nobb gobbler

A female midget that sucks cock very enthusiastically for her own pleasure.

My wife surprised me last night with a very talented nobb gobbler for my birthday. Made my toes curl, was just the right height to hold my beer, and left a very considerable but appropriate amount of slobber dripping from my balls.

by Pro-Gobbler March 19, 2017