Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011

neearg

A verb that can be frequently used in place of any verb in a sentence. Mainly added for humorous effect to a sentence.

Neearg is not works as a verb, but can also work as a replacement for roots of words.

Neearg is a very unique word, it is a verb, adjective, and everything else you can think of.

John5788: The deer, it ran across the street and went "neearg" as it ran.

John5788: That was so neeargarific dude!

John5788: Man, I almost had an neeargasm.

John5788: DUDE! THATS NEEARGSOM!

by John5788 September 29, 2004

nefarious

A no-life coder who has nothing better to do that code detected crypters.

Guy 1: Hey whos that kid that licks fogles ass?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nefarious?

Guy 3: Yeah, that faggot.

by 187ci Clan Member August 6, 2009

near Miss

an almost successful pickup

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.

by Oerzzz January 14, 2010