needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

Neel

girl with brown hair and brown eyes, she is so hot and has a funny personality. Everyone would like her if she just opened up.

Neel is so hot

by kasandrapee December 9, 2019

neelam

the art of being a short safe girl

man that patel is such a neelam

by RxT July 12, 2003

Neel

A dumb ass nigga who smokes a lot. He is the fucking stupidest kid you will ever meet. Usually has around a 2.0gpa.

1. He’s a fucking moron
2.yup that’s a Neel

by Meme ratzzz November 27, 2019

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009

Neelansh

A nasty boy who fucks many girls over continually, constantly asking for nudes, may also refer to himself as Nash.
Often surrounded with rumours of having a dick with a bent head, and likes to refer to girls as b

Wow isn’t Neelansh such a fuckboy
Yeh he’s so butters x

by MamaS69666 February 24, 2019