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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
by Sir Ector April 30, 2010
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nelson mandela

The first black president of south africa. Was in jail for 27 years thanks to apartheid, was released and won the presidency in the first fully representative democratic elections. He is an inspiration to us all now.
Nelson Mandela was the first black president of south africa
by jesus_is_my_homeboy May 3, 2006
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Neal

Neal Is A Guy Who Is Obviously Fuckin Sexier Than Alex...And Niki Knows This Fact Aswell
Oh Hey Look At Those Guys Overe There!

The One On The Right Is Such A Neal!

Yeahh The Other One Is An Alex
by Nealisforreal January 21, 2010
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neal anderson

A child sized man who never showers or eats. A sickly looking person with nothing going for him. Also see baby dick, small penis, chicken legs, or loser.
Who is that piece of shit?
Oh, thats Neal Anderson
by Yessssssssss February 28, 2005
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Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.
Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.
by LordNelson October 29, 2012
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Nelson's Labium

The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.
Sara exhibited extreme Nelson's labium during her first exam.
by Chungy August 13, 2011
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Nelson

The short kid that yells racial slurs at you but isn’t racist. He tells you to off yourself. He also calls things a skill issue when you are unable to do anything.
Person 1:Who is that kid?
Person 2: Oh that’s Nelson, stay back from him
Person 1: Yeah I heard he beat up that kid in a wheelchair and said it was a skill issue that he lost
Person 3: Yeah it’s bad
by smbofidfls October 22, 2022
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