NASCAR lemonade

Cheap Bourbon and Country Time Lemonade

"Hey Mike, throw me a NASCAR lemonade and let's go harass Dale Jarrett!"

"Junior's got the pole!! Let's celebrate with some NASCAR lemonade!"

by Mr.C. August 22, 2008

nascar american

Nascar American: Is the political correct term for a redneck, hillbilly, hick, trailer trash, inbred. Typically a white person who watches Nascar, lives in the counrty side and resides in a trailer, works on a farm or procriates with ones sibling (inbred).

Non Redneck: Hey look at this guy wearing overalls with no shirt on and work boots. Theres a redneck for ya.

Redneck: Hey we perfer to be called Nascar Americans thank you very much.

by mobileauto May 19, 2014

nascar tits

When a girl lays on her back and the her tits go straight for the pits.

She got big ole boobies but u know when she lays down, she has nascar tits.

by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

nascar special

half a handle of russe, half a can of red bull, 1/4 two liter of mt dew

dude i had nothing else to drink last night, I had to go for the Nascar Special.

by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016

nascar fart

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.

- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!

by Svetimšalis September 9, 2020

NASCAR Nigger

Hillbilly, a man of the mountains. Mainly found in Eastern Kentucky, but they have migrated across the nation.

You know who you are.

Man 1: That cousin fucking NASCAR Nigger is really getting on my nerves.

Man 2: Yeah, he sure is a damn hick.

by My Dad Amphibious January 2, 2019