napping

The way to politely say you are masturbating over text

Hey I can't hang out with you until I finish "napping"

by WACgolfer March 24, 2017

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef

That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.

by Jimmy Joggins February 21, 2011

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

Napkiny

When something tastes like a napkin.

"Out of coffee filters this morning, so I had to use a napkin. Now my coffee tastes all napkiny"

When you bite into your burger AND the napkin surrounding it. That will taste "napkiny"

by Miss Adventures October 14, 2010

Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper

“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”

by Announcing definitions August 13, 2018