Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the offspring of Children by persons already passed on, usually by a relative or the children of persons not physically impregnating a woman. These children see love from a totally different point of view, difficult since conception is from a seemingly selfish point of view.

My Grandfather's brother is my father? He lost two girls in infancy and never fully recovered. So what is it like having children by women having knowledge of your sexual behavior? I guess that means I'm a ghost child...and my sister and me are ghost children. Maybe it can be prevented by use of the missionary position, look into her eyes and pray.

by BubbleBunch March 16, 2017

Dumpster Children

Badly dressed, mousy, dirty, grubby, loud, obnoxious, little children with poor speaking skills and the tendency to have snot running down their faces. They are the result of parents not giving a shit and letting them run around doing whatever the hell they want. They can sometimes stink.

Person at Walmart: Ewww look there are some dumpster children

little shits running around crazy: WE LUV DA COLA POR PA!!! (we love the color purple)

by MRD September 1, 2008

Iraqi children

"Unintentional" victims of USAF saturation bombing attacks, but this obviously doesn't bother some retards who think there was a reason for America to invade Iraq, would vote for a mentally challenged president like George Bush and probably are stupid enough to spell moronic as "Mooreonic" because that's the limit of their wit. Civilian casualties are accepted in wars, but their deaths at least aren't meaningless when there is a reason for the war.

SOME REDNECK: "So stop whining about "babies this babies that", because we're not in this war to kill babies. Pull your heads out of your fucking asses and grow up."

GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"

by anon January 3, 2005

Children of the Corn

1: A cult of children, lead by children
2: Any secret group you formed in the second grade

Man we had some children of the corn stuff going on back then

by CatSmeller4001 June 29, 2021

Children Alfredo

Fine dining way of swallowing cum

"Hey babe, you hungry?"
"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*

by Chad Buttersworth June 16, 2022

vulture children

A disparaging but rooted-in-realism term for the children of wealthy people who are waiting in the wings for their mealtickets to keel over.

They are vulture children, through and through, they haven’t even bothered to get a trade or an education ‘cause they can’t wait to feast on their parents’ spoils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020