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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
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Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
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Statistics Problems

We say that a study's design is not biased if which of the following is true?
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored
Mrs. Y has great Statistics Problems on her tests.
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proficiency problem

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me
by hudzell September 7, 2021
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champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.
I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.
by Ooooma May 9, 2018
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