Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up
Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉
by Nerk_vallian_69 June 18, 2019
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by BigButtikis December 25, 2009
Get the Christmas newb mug.A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.
Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
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Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
CP - MC
by ShadowsAndDust January 5, 2014
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The word newb, is defined as a person with little or no experience in a any given game. "Cannon" may have first been used due to the cannon like sound of the actual gun, or the guns cannon like apearance.
The gun, as pertaining to the game include a 100 round magazine and poor accuracy, it levels the playing ground for may "newbies" since all they have to do in any given map, is get close enough to the opponent, and they can fire for virtually, as long as needed, is often found to be very, very frustrating to many of the more experienced players of the game.
The word newb, is defined as a person with little or no experience in a any given game. "Cannon" may have first been used due to the cannon like sound of the actual gun, or the guns cannon like apearance.
The gun, as pertaining to the game include a 100 round magazine and poor accuracy, it levels the playing ground for may "newbies" since all they have to do in any given map, is get close enough to the opponent, and they can fire for virtually, as long as needed, is often found to be very, very frustrating to many of the more experienced players of the game.
1. I cant belive this shit! this kid thinks he is the man cause he's using the newb cannon.
2. Man i just cant win with any other un than the newb cannon.
2. Man i just cant win with any other un than the newb cannon.
by *Dash123* August 23, 2005
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