matty daddy

matty is just daddy. plain and simple.

matty daddy is honestly daddy

by daddyzgirl82916 July 18, 2019

Mitty

Missing a titty from cancer from a single mastectomy.

There once was a girl with a Mitty, cancer took her right titty. She was flat on one side but she'd never hide, authenticity is so damn pretty.

by Witchy-woo July 31, 2021

Mitty

Black hair got me goin’

“Ayo, did you see the dude makes moves on that 3”
“It’s Mitty, black hair gets him goin’”

by Tow Mater January 20, 2022

matty ratty daddy

matt donovan the most sexiest daddy alive. can fuck me hard and i would say thank you. such a ratty daddy.

matty ratty daddy + me = ❤️

by ur.mumx April 5, 2022

Fatty Matty

(1) A chubby to obese girl who makes up for her unattractive body with a nice personality

Fat Madison was nicknamed fatty Matty she was so nice everyday I bought her Jamaican Patty

by EmJayee June 2, 2018

mattyj

A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.

Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.

by William Balch November 12, 2008

Matty

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

by Gem_H April 20, 2008