mattyj

mattyj is the answer to almost everything, he is also a person from scotland, if anyone asks you a question, and you do not know the answer, mattyj will always be handy, this is the most legendary word ever. mattyj

Person 1: Can you do that?

Person 2: Aye, am mattyj

by no sticks no stems muthafucka September 24, 2011

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mattyj

A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.

Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.

by William Balch November 12, 2008

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Ratty matty

The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.

Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty

by Tvdlover🥃🍷❤️😍 June 29, 2020

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matty healy

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

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Matty Healy

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

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