mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 4, 2020

Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.

"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009

Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.

After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.

by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019

Mustard on the Pudding

Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.

That last phone call was just the mustard on the pudding.

by StarmanG October 25, 2017

mustard sack

When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass

Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack

by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017