trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 21, 2005

mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 05, 2020

Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.

"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 04, 2023

Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 22, 2023