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musket plunging

Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.
"Yo, I was walking by the lake and saw the lady gettin' her a musket plunging. Whack."
by Sariah May 25, 2008
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muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.
by ruggala December 24, 2004
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Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.
by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011
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maskery

A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen outfits. Eventhough they are small, Maskery's have a large intelligence.
Oh look theres a small person, they must be a Maskery!

Is that Freddie Flinstone or a Maskery?

Is Stephen Hawkins really a Maskery?
by bumblebee22 May 11, 2008
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Musters

The congestion of LA traffic, due to all the cars heading to the 405, making traffic, untill after the 405 entrances!

often sung with a little mock jingle, "we all must go to the 405, the 405"
"ugh look at thoes musters, were never going to be on time"
by Bmamma February 5, 2010
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Anti Masker

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”
Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)
by Pialinist September 1, 2020
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Cum Musket

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.
She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.
by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007
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