A mother who is interested in looking after herself as well as her family while taking pride in her appearance. She doesn't have to be gorgeous just a little interested in being mildly fabulous!
There is nothing a yummy mummy likes more than leaving the kids with dad and taking off for a pedi and a mini manicure.
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Yank: Mommy, daddy won't give me some money, gimme some! *whines*
Yank: Mommy, daddy won't give me some money, gimme some! *whines*
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Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm
Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
by Zack George April 26, 2004
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To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
by Jamiesons & Craig March 30, 2011
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by Steelydan February 25, 2005
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by surfer20 May 19, 2005
Get the Mumple Frumps mug.A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
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