Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

by Cochise79 July 16, 2006

space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.

"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?

by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

Marmal

A beer olympic champion that weighs at least a deuce. Marmals typically work in turf grass management and can yell very loud.

Kansas is a marmal and a chicken

by Shake n Bake September 8, 2006

moma

museum of modern art

hey, let's do the moma.

by sjbang October 24, 2003

eugene mirman

a very silly stand up comedian

eugene mirman is a very silly person

by maroo July 28, 2006

merman

A sea creature having the head and upper body of a man and the tail of a fish.

"The merman swam through the ocean water with his mermaid friends"

by pow January 21, 2005