Magen Monty 

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet, she's kind, amazing, and beautiful. No-one has ever met a better person, or ever will. She is the definition of perfect.

"hey dude,"

"yea?"

"I just met Magen Monty, have you ever? shes SICKNASTYBRA"

Magen Monty by Waddlesyouramazingbestfriend November 12, 2011

Black Monty 

A mixed drink consisting of rum and grape juice.

Hey man pour me up a Black Monty I’m trying to turn up!

Black Monty by Johnny “J-Hop” Hop June 19, 2023

Dirty Monty 

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022

minger monty 

Some girl who is a proppa ugly munter and a bit chavy.

Miiiiinger Monty "yea that girl who looks like a beaver is a right old minger monty"

minger monty by Louis White -- made it up November 21, 2006

Dirty Monty 

When you are giving a woman the “Shocker” only to pull your hand out and find your pinky finger covered in shit.

I was giving my Bosses sister in law the Shocker last night when I smelt something funny, I pulled my hand out and discovered it turned into a Dirty Monty

Dirty Monty by Rford4088 March 1, 2023

Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

Sir Monty by Holawel December 13, 2010

British Monty Carlo 

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

British Monty Carlo by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016