Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 May 25, 2018

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 6, 2018

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

esteban montero

a perfectly round guy. Loves minecraft and likes a new girl each day.

- your typical Fuckboy

Hey Esteban Montero ! Who's the next girl?

by minecraftkid February 10, 2017

montebon

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)

va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip

by mikayyyy July 31, 2007

Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.

Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.

by 76monteman April 4, 2004