Manopotomus

A morbidly obese gargantuan, barely discernable as a member of the human species; closely related to the water dwelling beast indigenous to the African continent, but with the power of speech, and a penchant for processed foods, bad hygiene and Yoo-hoo as opposed to melons and leafy greens. Will kill unwitting individuals who impede access to foods, compete for desired foods, or appear to be foods themselves.

Male or female, they are often seen terrorizing supermarkets in electric 'opotomus' carts, as their legs are unable to support their near liquid, oozing, and corpulent girth. They are known to plunder the chip aisle and consume fried dough, pork rinds, and patronize chain buffets, where it is common to discover they are ‘platinum feast members’. These creatures also procreate at an alarming rate, and are oft seen towing their bloated progeny in the quest for saturated fat, salt, and high calorie food substitutes at state fairs and other festive venues to include tractor pulls and professional wrestling events. Although easily recognizable by sheer size, other tell tale signs are inability to ambulate due to weight, soiled t-shirts and sweat pants, children sporting sticky non-specific and nebulous substances about face and mouth. In rare cases, manopotomus may be able to detach lower mandible in order to consume entire cakes or other large pastries in a single bite and in the absence of liquid facilitation in a manner akin to many reptiles.

by Matt's Borderline November 10, 2010

mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.

Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.

by Gufu November 24, 2010

menoplay

When yo woman cranks her babymaking setting to maximum production; opposite of menopause

Homi: Dawg when is the best time to start a family yo?
Dawg: Homi, you gotta get yo wifey when she hit dat menoplay G.
Homi: Linda is only 12 tho, how long am i supposed to wait to commence in reproductive activity?
Dawg: No problem G das called practice age
Homie:Aight il wait till shes at her peak of fertility and then seduce her with a stable income and loving gestures.
Dawg:If she old enough to bleed, she old enough to breed b.
Homie:Facts

by A Carbohydrate November 2, 2017

monobrow

It's a synonym for unibrow

A lot of girls get their eyebrown waxed because they have a MONOBROW.

by Jessa March 1, 2005

Brick Squad Monopoly

A group of real niggaz coming together to monopolize the game.

I said my necklace iced out, my left wrist iced out. Wacka Flocka best stay out my lane cause I'm thugged out. Young Money Brick Squad Young Money Brick Squad Monopoly

by timeismonkey November 13, 2011

monopolize

1.) Making out or otherwise engaging in sexual activities.
2.) Ridiculously long board game.

Me and steph, yea we MONOPOLIZED allllll night!

by cutie mccutiepants September 17, 2007

mongopusher

a skateboarder who can't push correctly and isntead uses his/her frontfoot to push instead of his/her backfoot. This is called pushing mongo.

"dude, look at that filthy mongopusher"
"yea, mongopushers are fucking stupid"

by Paul January 20, 2005