molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010

Mousetailing

When it's that time of the month and there is a little tail hanging out from "down there."

That chick sat on my windshield to moon us and was totally mousetailing.

by mousealot June 29, 2010

Molsexting

To send someone unwanted, non-consensual text messages of a sexual nature.

That guy is so creepy... he kept molsexting me last night even after I told him I wasn't interested

by iremembersamn September 16, 2010

molesterape

Being molested and raped in a video game

Omg , the other team is molesterape us with that spawn trap at Alpha.

by AntwonD June 11, 2014

Molestovers

Issues as an adult from having been molested

She won’t let me explore sexually... bitch has molestovers.

by Daniotown June 1, 2018