Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)

honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight

by RecTumBen April 14, 2011

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

Paige freaking macon

most often used to descrie someone who is:
an amazing friend
a very smart person
the prettiest girl you will ever meet
often times quite bitchy
even more often is sarcastic

someone who gives amazing advice, never fails to make you laugh, knows exactly what is going on in your life, and how to make it better, listens to all your crazy stories, helps with all the boy problems


and she is the best friend that you could ever ask for!

WHO'S GREA'S BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!?


PAIGE FREAKING MACON!

by greaaaaaaaaaaaa February 25, 2009

moco

A county where people who have Bar Mitzvahs and live in Potomac give out CamelBacks as party favors for hundred people or so. My home county, public schools call off school TOO much

Person 1: Hey is that some ice I see on that tree over there?
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!

by Nick F. January 28, 2004

mofongoes

large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.

"sweet mofongoes" or "that old lady has mofongoes"

by annonymous April 14, 2005

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

Mofonious

A heinous act, having been perpetrated by a "mofo" Or, something unfortunate that occurs.

"Man, that bag of flaming dog doo on your doorstep is MOFONIOUS"

by Nickel Pickle June 3, 2003