morning wood club
It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
morning wood club by miriaminblue August 17, 2011
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Morning Mildew
"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
Morning Mildew by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011
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subjectively meaningless
something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless
boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2013
Peyton Mooning
Peyton Mooning by hairgun August 29, 2016
morning bullet
The female equivalent of morning wood.
This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
morning bullet by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012
The meaning of life
Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.
The meaning of life by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015