girlfriendbeater

chris brown

chris brown is a girlfriendbeater

by azbycxd October 27, 2009

girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"

by Chubbs April 30, 2004

Marine girlfriend

One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!

Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!

by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009

roblox girlfriend

every person on roblox with a female character that follows you and gives you shit basically (I wouldn't know because I don't play roblox. I don't need that kind of cancer.)

dude my roblox girlfriend is so hot my brother says I get all the roblox pussy!

by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017

I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

by BasicAsian September 21, 2016

Girlfriend Goggles

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010

squad girlfriend

A community girlfriend where everybody obtains equal benefits, of which are mutually decided and agreed upon before the contract is officially signed. Said contract is in effect for any predetermined amount of time no less than 6 weeks and no more than 12 months

"Wow check out Amanda hanging out with the boys!"
"Yeah, she's a real squad girlfriend."

by ritbowling4L December 12, 2016