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Dog-Mestic Violence

Throwing a dog at someone to knock them out. Also known as dog-mestic abuse, pack violence, can be broadly defined as a pattern of abusive behaviors by one or both partners in an intimate relationship such as marriage, dating, family, friends or cohabitation. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (A.S.P.C.A). Dog-Mestic Violence is a serious, preventable public health problem affecting more than 32 million Dogs, or over 10% of the U.S. population of dogs.
Angie: Did you hear about Jimmy G?
Wayne: No, what happened?
Angie: He went to jail for throwing their dog Bosco at Nikki,
and now they're charging him with
Dog-Mestic Violence.
by Samoprd79 February 22, 2011
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messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo
Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!
by notnops January 15, 2008
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Meaty Mancotti

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina
Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy
by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009
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Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 19, 2010
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Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.
ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!
by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011
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mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.
Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!
by mizshit February 5, 2014
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messyge

a message that causes a lot of mess, e.g. bad news, unpleasant surprise
Tom: Any messages from J.D.?
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.
by KurtSteinerPL March 1, 2014
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