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messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.
That guy is a real messy face.
by supertrucker February 3, 2010
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MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and
Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*
by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010
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Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010
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messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
by African FUCK December 31, 2011
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Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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messy organization

1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.

2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
Damn! My room is such a wreck so long that I've gotten used to messy organization!
by gm12 September 22, 2013
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messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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