December 10th is the national mental breakdown check day for anyone who has mental breakdowns and what’s to show it on a day.
Bella: hey Charlotte why have you said ur having a mental break down today
Charlotte: bc it’s National mental breakdown check day
Bella: ohhhhhhh
Charlotte: bc it’s National mental breakdown check day
Bella: ohhhhhhh
by CrackHeadboi December 10, 2019
Get the Mental breakdownmug. A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.
NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015
Get the Mental Rolodexmug. The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.
Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010
Get the mental blueballsmug. When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.
by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020
Get the Mental Pantsingmug. To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .
Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick
Derek: He got that icicle mentality.
Example two:
Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.
Matt: That kid is a prick
Derek: He got that icicle mentality.
Example two:
Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.
by Achilles De Flandre June 8, 2018
Get the icicle mentalitymug. 1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017
Get the Mental Mulletmug. the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.
by jsterry23 April 18, 2009
Get the mental backflipmug.