mushroom menace

A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.

Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.

by ShmackDaddy April 10, 2009

Menace

Phycho path ‘harming ‘threatening and deadly

He going to blow up my house (•~•) and killed my dog he a menace

by Sir catando June 6, 2018

meman

Adjective.

A guy who's really self centred and selfish. Never thinks about anyone but himself.

A form of 'me-man'.

A: Oh man, I asked that guy for some money for this charity and he threatened me!
B: He's not worth it. He's such a meman.

by CaptainOfTheFarm January 9, 2009

Memma

An amazing ship between two people: miley and Emma. They are in a relationship.

I ship memma, do you?

by Tvdfreak721 July 14, 2021

Manmallow

A man who looks and feels like a marshmallow

Johnny is a manmallow look how squishy he is.

by Dnt u wish your gf was me<3 August 2, 2011

Manmark

A man who is so tall that he can be used as a landmark in crowded areas by his friends or the people he is traveling with at the time. Tall enough to noticeably stand out among crowds, the Manmark can be used by his fellow travelers to prevent becoming lost in a sea of people.

The Beijing Silk Market is so full of people and different things to buy that our group would naturally become separated - it's a good thing that Wes is a Manmark. As long as we can see him, we know we're at least close to everyone else!

by KleptoMcRunfast June 21, 2009

Phantom Menace

The act of letting your dog shit in someone else's yard and then bending over to act like you are picking up the feces without actually doing so. Menace comes from the fact that your dog is making waste on another's property, and phantom comes from the fact that it must be done steathily. This manuever is usually performed at night but can performed during the day against neighbors you have absolutely no respect for.

I just pulled off the Phantom Menace during the day with Mr. Chang in the front yard. He yelled at me but I couldn't understand his oriental gibberish

by Reginald D. Emery January 18, 2012