Mr Mellon

A very-VERY tall guy with blond hair and blue eyes. Gets all the girls and guys. Has a gambling problem when left unattended. Likes adventures and hates Star-Wars.

That guy is such a Mr Mellon

by notsomeoneinurclass November 16, 2018

Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.

Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.

by mepface January 23, 2022

The infamous Ricardo Melendez

The plug

Ayo we gotta hit up the infamous Ricardo Melendez

by Obamaphone August 10, 2021

Pulled a Millen

To pull a hamstring doing an activity that should not usually cause injury

Dropped an apple at the supermarket today and pulled a Millen picking it up

Raced the dog around the yard last week and pulled a Millen. Couldn’t walk for a week

by Ghosty writer February 17, 2022

Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

by Mozzastryl June 1, 2018

Carnegie Mellon

University. est. 1900
generally referred to as CMU see em you
connotation: instant status/six fig salary maker

"Chandra went to CMU? DAMN she gonna be rich"

by hottstuff March 28, 2005

Mellon Baller

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.

Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!

by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019