Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018

Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

by Solphin July 7, 2011

smegsy megsy

A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.

Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!

by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016

Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 December 25, 2007