meeting creep 

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

meeting creep by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Meeting Edging 

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

Meeting Edging by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

meerkat meeting 

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

meerkat meeting by moolmas June 13, 2010

family meeting 

When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out

Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .

family meeting by Nunu Love August 2, 2017

server meeting 

A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.

Server 1: A server meeting where servers can't talk?
Server 2: Thats some bullshit Jessie!

server meeting by Server Meeting August 26, 2017

Safety meeting 

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke

Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."

Safety meeting by chonie pockets July 19, 2019

Download meeting 

To use the bathroom, go number two, take a dump.

Jose needs to go to the download meeting.

Jose needs to go download before we leave to California.

I need to go to the download meeting.

Download meeting by Asian Pablo January 4, 2020