Anger Munchies

Anger Munchies

Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.

E.g.

Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza

Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?

Friend 1: Totally!

by Ilovenoodles June 10, 2014

Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings

Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!

by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

diabetic munchies

having low sugar and just wanting to eat and eat and continue eating pass the point of no return then when you get your sugar up you realize "damn I ate so much food and now I regret it".

My sugar is low and I am hungry. I must have the diabetic munchies.

by Diabetic 101 September 26, 2017

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

by Tizoxin November 16, 2010