mattyj

A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.

Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.

by William Balch November 12, 2008

Matty

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

by Gem_H April 20, 2008

Matty

A strange weird girl who is in love with a sean. She wears chinchilla shoes and secretely lives her life as a lesbian.
O and she laughs like a witch.

"That girl could not stop texting that boy. She was pulling a matty."

by Katie Stots May 29, 2008

phatty matty

a cool person

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.

by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

pullin' a matty

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008

Matty

A very kind and shy boy. Some people like him and don’t like him. He will break girls heart and have a girlfriend each week. You’ll never get over him and will still fall for him. He will still flirt with you even if he has a girlfriend but you would still like him. Over all he is confusing but likeable.

“Oh remember when you dated matty?” “ Yeah , haha i still like him though”
“That Matty gets all the girls but he’s so shy to do anything.”

“ You and Matty where such a good couple what happened?” “ Oh he fell for another girl and broke my heart!”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

MattyBRaps

An absolute legend. He makes honestly killer music, like Turn Up The Track. His music brings me such joy and it just perfectly ends a stressful day.

Today was so hard... I listed to MattyBRaps when I got home from the dungeon.

by MattyBRaps Simp June 3, 2021