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Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.
Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.
by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003
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Matilde

A very interesting, funny and lovely girl. She makes amazing memes about her gay boyfriend even though he isn’t gay. The best TUGA in the whole country. If you know this Matilde, you are very lucky.

She might not have the looks but she has the heart.
“Hey isn’t that Matilde?”
“Well yes it is, let’s be friends with her!”
by Keepsilta October 7, 2019
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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
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Matincendisphobia

Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.
The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.
by Karl Manx July 23, 2010
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Matig-a

A Clan of very proud and very cool people, also humble and good looking male/female
wow. is that from the matig-a clan? that's why.
by JMAMREBELLION August 9, 2010
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mati awas

by Msfuckyolifeup December 21, 2016
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maticyn

Maticyn is a name for a girl that is always confident and beautiful. Even they make mistakes they still look good while doing it. Everyone wants to be named Maticyn.
I think Maticyn is cool.
by Sawdude69 January 8, 2017
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