1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.
2. A ho.
2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
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One who is lovable for their intrinsic qualities that appeal to others.
“I wonder if her name is manonita cause I seem to love her already”
“I wonder if her name is manonita cause I seem to love her already”
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Get the Mayonnaise Slapping mug.When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.
A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.
Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.
A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.
Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.
"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.
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Ramon: Dude let me take over the music
Ryan: You don’t like these songs?
Ramon: I can’t stand Mannon music
Ryan: You don’t like these songs?
Ramon: I can’t stand Mannon music
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