MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

Mantyhose

1. When guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store

2. A really funny sight to witness

3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own

Girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?

Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size

Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight

by psychejive October 6, 2009

Manstake

When a man fixates on a woman at a distance only to note that the woman is a man upon closer inspection.

The other day I saw a hotty on the beach, but she turned out to be a manstake.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.

Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'

by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011

man-sty

this definition is for guys for a home or apartment who's place is a mess rather than referring to it as the pig-sty, we call it the man-sty

I got a girl comin' over tomorrow so i gotta clean the man-sty tonight

by starsky88 November 6, 2010

manstrain

When i guy can't hold in his crap, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in.

" Dude, can you hurry up I've got to manstrain to hold this in.

by im#1 November 10, 2011

manstracted

When a girl gets distracted on a mission by a cutie.

I was building an empire but I got manstracted by that cutie

by Grifford78 December 10, 2016