Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

Management Consultant

Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, who then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission and lasting trauma.

Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a management consultant?
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan

A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.

by TPain Not Impressed June 22, 2014

manpage

A Unix / Linux / BSD Manual page.
Accessed from the console, using the man command.

Dude, read the fricking manpage!

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

Mangaged

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married

While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.

by chrisb1 March 11, 2006

Manager special

When SaveMart takes all their post dated meat thats turning green and re-labels it with "MANAGER SPECIAL!" stickers.

I've been in the hospital for a week now from eating the manager special from SaveMart.

by 4550apollo December 29, 2007

too many letters; didn't manage

One can say about something inappropriately lengthy. Abbreviation is tml;dm.

x: Dude, you're totally have to check it out!
y: too many letters; didn't manage :(

by nefis February 6, 2009

managerspeak

The idiom of idiots. Things that managers say to obfuscate their true meaning.

Examples of managerspeak are "market realignment", "pro-active", "actionable", "incentivise" etc.

by MrM0bile August 13, 2006