Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018

manningish

adj.- the quality or state of being like a nearly blind math teacher that everyone is afraid of

He assigns impossible homework every night... he's so manningish.

by MicronesianWizard March 9, 2004

manlinger

when the odor of jizz surrounds an individual.

Man 1: Dude, that dude smells like jizz!
Man 2: Yeah, he's got manlinger

by riddythekid May 18, 2010

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Manning'd

The act of excessively displaying your pure brute,strength, or competitiveness...Especially at JCU WBB Practice.

At Practice:

*Manning grabs offensive rebound, dribbles entire length of court( head down), spin moves through the lane, euro-steps and dunks on 5'3 girl*
Team: "Daaaaaannngggg you just got Manning'd"

In Game:

*5'4 opposing team player gets in the face of a JCU player*

JCU player: "Don't make me go Manning on you!!!"

by ChayMonayyy January 17, 2014

Manningize

To place ones tesicles on the head or face of an unsuspecting person otherwise engaged and distracted by performing an unrelated, typically non-sexual activity, e.g., checking the Manninger'a foot for a stress fracture.

The surveillance footage indicated the customer had Manningized the unwitting shoe shine man polishing his shoes.

by Solar Afterbirth September 13, 2016

Manning

Just for the expression used on Blizzard's Game "World of Warcraft", meaning that a group of players that are below the recommend number to clear an instance (dungeon) have the skill and cunning to do so. Usually dungeon groups are made up to 5 players, which one has a specific role like healing, damage or tanking. But once on a while you can see groups of 3 or 2 players that can handle an entire instance, using the expression as "personal pronoun" + "number of players" + Manning. This can be done using characters who can heal or uses pets to taunt or provoque enemies or abilities like fear or other controlling attack.

- We are two manning this- or - They can three mann this-

by Delirio Sugarme February 20, 2019